Balls
The crackiest crack fic that a crack-head ever smoked. Paul and John play with balls.

Paul/John | R-rated | un-betaed, cracktasticaly bad | AU | 200 words

( Paul and John are best friends. )

This is the line that broke through 10'000 on American Pie. (Now which I lovingly call in my head 'American Finger Pie: God damn you, John Lennon!')"He's forced to close his eyes again, throw his head back and count to ten, taking long, slow breaths through his nose ( Read more... )

The word count for American Pie is 8,969I'm only in the beginning paragraphs of chapter 3. This is good. This is very good. I think the fact that it's crack is making it easier for me to write ( Read more... )

Okay, I've bummed around on LJ long enough today. Back to work. I've really got to finish this George/Random-chick-in-the-dark sex part of 'Jeopardy Friendly' otherwise I'm never going to get to the good bit.

And stupid ulcer. Go away.

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